I didn't burn the bridge just in case, but I told Dr Z I wasn't coming back. Really, what can he do that a blog can't do even better? Sure, there's the prescription issue, but my gynecologist can use a pen just fine, and he only wants to see me once a year. Besides, why not get all your medical vulnerabilities over with in one fell swoop? Really.

We went to lunch for our anniversary. Not incredibly romantic, but Scott ate well; that in itself is enough to thrill me these days.