Wednesday, we go in for Scott's pre-op blood-work and dr. appointment. The exploratory laparotomy isn't until Friday (We are stressed out of our gourds).

That leaves the whole day Thursday to pick our noses and flick boogers at aggressive, Utah drivers.

Utahan's have this built in, irritation ray that burns the back of the your head if you are not driving 85+. I feel it a lot.

Some people are not satisfied with tailgating and singeing the back of your head. Did you know that if you drive the speed limit in the diamond lane that someone in a too clean, white SUV will pull up beside you, honk and shake his fist at you?

Sometimes, it is such a relief to drive behind someone old, even if they drive just below the speed limit. Utahan's don't feel as obligated to run you off the road if it is clearly not your choice to drive as reasonably as possible.

I do not think, by the way, that it is a coincidence that Utah has the shortest waiting time for transplants in the United States.